Tumblr (3.0; @neutralbacteria)http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/ <video id='embed-5b32cc63636fc593336545' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_palxa0UQIr1u982b0_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":85,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_palxa0UQIr1u982b0_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/video_file/t:CmFCMty8Yl6yPTp9y6nt9w/175066751114/tumblr_palxa0UQIr1u982b0/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="363" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/950a9fe13428f02a3671d4a8e3044df3/tumblr_inline_palx5k9FCQ1t9fqg9_540.png" data-orig-height="363" data-orig-width="750"/></figure>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/175066751114http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/175066751114Wed, 20 Jun 2018 01:45:22 -0400How gays will teach their children the alphabetabcabc'sCharli XcXarty boyian323neutralbacteria <video id='embed-5b32cc6363aa6769564190' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_palx1xbO7B1u982b0_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":1,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_palx1xbO7B1u982b0_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/video_file/t:CmFCMty8Yl6yPTp9y6nt9w/175066641212/tumblr_palx1xbO7B1u982b0" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="197" data-orig-width="606"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1dcd5888c30974a32848f5adae2a0eef/tumblr_inline_palx0gDY7X1t9fqg9_540.png" data-orig-height="197" data-orig-width="606"/></figure>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/175066641212http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/175066641212Wed, 20 Jun 2018 01:40:28 -0400bodega catsmokingroombhadbhabiecash me outsidedanielle bregolineutralbacteria<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/71b6de5893c187efeb015b1040e0e86e/tumblr_pak2yyeOVz1u982b0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/175033720507http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/175033720507Tue, 19 Jun 2018 01:52:10 -0400Enjoying a nice cup of liberal tears at the beach to celebrate MY President's birthdayHappy birthday @realDonaldTrumpthis one's for the haters and loserskaitmarieoxkaitlin bennettwhy is the flag on the ground kaitlinchelseachelseadeanneneutralbacteria<iframe class="vine-embed" src="https://vine.co/v/izWr5Anqaqj/embed/simple" width="400" height="400" frameborder="0"></iframe><script async src="//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js"></script><br/><br/>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/175017563887http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/175017563887Mon, 18 Jun 2018 15:48:05 -0400uhm i never went to oovoo javeroovoo javervineneutralbacteria <video id='embed-5b32cc63644ee298456439' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='500' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p80dw5IfHR1wjwpri_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":7,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p80dw5IfHR1wjwpri_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"250"}}' > <source src="https://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/video_file/t:CmFCMty8Yl6yPTp9y6nt9w/174963239737/tumblr_p80dw5IfHR1wjwpri/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://doggosource.tumblr.com/post/173512532074/if-youre-having-a-bad-day-watch-this-fufflyboy" class="tumblr_blog">doggosource</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>If you’re having a bad day, watch this fufflyboy go down a slide </p></blockquote>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174963239737http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174963239737Sat, 16 Jun 2018 23:10:31 -0400<p><a href="http://groovian-whovian.tumblr.com/post/123492624501/spinningrims-im-seeing-a-lot-of-people" class="tumblr_blog">groovian-whovian</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://spinningrims.tumblr.com/post/94478353255/im-seeing-a-lot-of-people-reblogging-suicide" class="tumblr_blog">spinningrims</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that <a href="https://www.imalive.org/"><b>this</b></a> is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls</p></blockquote> <p>Never don’t reblog this.<br/>There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls.<br/>This can save so many lives</p> </blockquote>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174963186512http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174963186512Sat, 16 Jun 2018 23:08:13 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8465243d7780adaed060b3cd66a376b1/tumblr_paep2jfgEo1vntq6no1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/48bf91175daeba3980f59bf865d4c65c/tumblr_paep2jfgEo1vntq6no2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174938937537http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174938937537Sat, 16 Jun 2018 04:06:49 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4774ac245bfebc68f7e04b31fa8c77db/tumblr_ofgu4hheVa1ri57fgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://autisticmagnus.tumblr.com/post/165916068127" class="tumblr_blog">autisticmagnus</a>:</p><blockquote><figure class="tweaks-full-width-gifs" data-orig-height="183" data-orig-width="325"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/70086798f0d28464235234811f17748f/tumblr_inline_ox3c8thldE1u7z4ft_540.gif" data-orig-height="183" data-orig-width="325"/></figure></blockquote>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174928134947http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174928134947Fri, 15 Jun 2018 19:43:41 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/128a51b47f44331c80ffb85c81fe65ff/tumblr_pa7zl3mFrm1x35vw3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://quiklube.tumblr.com/post/174824505644/dudes-meet-us-here" class="tumblr_blog">quiklube</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Dudes, meet us <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ">here</a></p></blockquote>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174824551667http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174824551667Tue, 12 Jun 2018 13:09:39 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32cc6364f7f339350257' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pa6iv1WMVO1u982b0_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":72,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_pa6iv1WMVO1u982b0_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/video_file/t:CmFCMty8Yl6yPTp9y6nt9w/174800030208/tumblr_pa6iv1WMVO1u982b0" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><figure data-orig-width="512" data-orig-height="314" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f80d9764bb59388ef77b9cb6ed470a9d/tumblr_inline_pa6itnLl3J1t9fqg9_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="512" data-orig-height="314"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="734" data-orig-width="745"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/927f44849ac24b74fca950e00e7355fe/tumblr_inline_pa71suVK4L1t9fqg9_540.png" data-orig-height="734" data-orig-width="745"/></figure>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174800030208http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174800030208Mon, 11 Jun 2018 18:11:01 -0400learn your abc's with vinessaltyonceyoutubeabc's with vinesyes Godabcs with vinesradreddieneutralbacteria<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b8b48baaff69b7ad075cbad8cf6f2f83/tumblr_ogujw9vEnQ1qhgga6o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/99ac5cf888d643cc0a96f52f8ffc8a2f/tumblr_ogujw9vEnQ1qhgga6o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/29c5ba5125402fc5a6fb71e4287deb0b/tumblr_ogujw9vEnQ1qhgga6o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/50057aef002b8477cce3f00a67e3d1ee/tumblr_ogujw9vEnQ1qhgga6o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c610d105add88924f81620df56adb44e/tumblr_ogujw9vEnQ1qhgga6o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6f6547e6aeea9baf716739cb4a52f865/tumblr_ogujw9vEnQ1qhgga6o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6c5fb07928390a1f5f9a1cd3478a05b0/tumblr_ogujw9vEnQ1qhgga6o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://janiedean.tumblr.com/post/161274835573/lunavagantt-beggars-opera-so-i-just-found-the" class="tumblr_blog">janiedean</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lunavagantt.tumblr.com/post/161274500933/beggars-opera-so-i-just-found-the-most-useful" class="tumblr_blog">lunavagantt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://beggars-opera.tumblr.com/post/153358479007/so-i-just-found-the-most-useful-photo-album-in" class="tumblr_blog">beggars-opera</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pg/LiberalMountain/photos/?tab=album&album_id=969816653089244">So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments</a></p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="275" data-orig-width="300"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d014d237a7bb6f264b207a8b84bcfe80/tumblr_inline_oqtbxp2RkB1s6r6l0_540.jpg" data-orig-height="275" data-orig-width="300"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="459" data-orig-width="550"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc35aa4fd27354820f0e237cd38ada02/tumblr_inline_oqtbw7UUZ41s6r6l0_540.jpg" data-orig-height="459" data-orig-width="550"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="595" data-orig-width="412"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/83f2ca7ab5ebfb83f51a9b7fe3f7aea0/tumblr_inline_oqtbwh0LF81s6r6l0_540.jpg" data-orig-height="595" data-orig-width="412"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="751"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9973097ebf7ecde146c564eccb4fb609/tumblr_inline_oqtc0lXCTd1s6r6l0_540.jpg" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="751"/></figure><p><i>I HAVE FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON THE INTERNET</i></p> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mdPfBX14L4FlU8PKpXKd7xg">@georgeorwell</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mx44J_q9UG73EpnX0fNZkSQ">@lordhellebore</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mTvfMy_2jVfhYvmqOuCOTMw">@francisperfectionbonnefoy</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mEoDNBCpFFjuwR6GzCJnnoQ">@janiedean</a> and everyone else <i>have you guys seen this gem</i></p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD I’M SAVING ALL  OF THESE RN</p> </blockquote>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174792006997http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174792006997Mon, 11 Jun 2018 13:04:15 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32cc636581f454484221' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='226' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pa1uxeCCjh1u982b0_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":12,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_pa1uxeCCjh1u982b0_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/video_file/t:CmFCMty8Yl6yPTp9y6nt9w/174718838894/tumblr_pa1uxeCCjh1u982b0" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="375" data-orig-width="741" style=""><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/60e73fa371c2b868774cdc6c6a8ee935/tumblr_inline_pa1uv7EKM31t9fqg9_540.png" data-orig-height="375" data-orig-width="741"/></figure>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174718838894http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174718838894Sat, 09 Jun 2018 05:42:14 -0400My last three brain cells when i want to buy something I don't needa way outviolencefighting babiesRelktntHeroHaru  ⛅neutralbacteria <video id='embed-5b32cc6365b9d788907519' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='711' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p9tbebtEZU1u982b0_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":51,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p9tbebtEZU1u982b0_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"357"}}' > <source src="https://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/video_file/t:CmFCMty8Yl6yPTp9y6nt9w/174572432166/tumblr_p9tbebtEZU1u982b0/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><figure data-orig-width="747" data-orig-height="479" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c250394cb83b61a1076bd59936e63392/tumblr_inline_p9tbbmM3Wi1t9fqg9_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="747" data-orig-height="479"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="685" data-orig-height="367" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b5789da4f56469f8bc8fa0ae2eeb45e9/tumblr_inline_p9tbby5Kw41t9fqg9_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="685" data-orig-height="367"/></figure>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174572432166http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174572432166Mon, 04 Jun 2018 15:03:21 -0400Unpopular Opinion: Soccer moms who drive crossover vehicles are legitimately some of the most ruthless bitches on the highwaygooglehiitaylorblakeShailene Woodley has had enough omggusyourboygus1shailene woodleyrantsoccer momsroad rageneutralbacteria5k10k20k<blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-permalink="https://www.instagram.com/p/BjLkhFUDSTD/" data-instgrm-version="8" style=" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width: 400px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);"><div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:62.5% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAABGdBTUEAALGPC/xhBQAAAAFzUkdCAK7OHOkAAAAMUExURczMzPf399fX1+bm5mzY9AMAAADiSURBVDjLvZXbEsMgCES5/P8/t9FuRVCRmU73JWlzosgSIIZURCjo/ad+EQJJB4Hv8BFt+IDpQoCx1wjOSBFhh2XssxEIYn3ulI/6MNReE07UIWJEv8UEOWDS88LY97kqyTliJKKtuYBbruAyVh5wOHiXmpi5we58Ek028czwyuQdLKPG1Bkb4NnM+VeAnfHqn1k4+GPT6uGQcvu2h2OVuIf/gWUFyy8OWEpdyZSa3aVCqpVoVvzZZ2VTnn2wU8qzVjDDetO90GSy9mVLqtgYSy231MxrY6I2gGqjrTY0L8fxCxfCBbhWrsYYAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"></div></div><p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BjLkhFUDSTD/" style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none;" target="_blank">A post shared by •w a l t e r• (@waltergeoffreythefrenchie)</a> on <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2018-05-25T00:48:26+00:00">May 24, 2018 at 5:48pm PDT</time></p></div></blockquote> <script async defer src="//www.instagram.com/embed.js"></script><br/><br/><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="367" data-orig-width="749"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8a520b0d0ea12bc6c72241b6736501bb/tumblr_inline_p9h0zdlW2N1t9fqg9_540.png" data-orig-height="367" data-orig-width="749"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="372" data-orig-width="748"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dbfedbded292ab901a6ec0097d9b5845/tumblr_inline_p9h0zlz6bn1t9fqg9_540.png" data-orig-height="372" data-orig-width="748"/></figure>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174358646642http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174358646642Mon, 28 May 2018 23:43:00 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5bc55f32d9efe18fbe822044a00de377/tumblr_p90ockMNBt1tketi9o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6d0f2d590def27cd56517083bddf6fa3/tumblr_p90ockMNBt1tketi9o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174074487762http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174074487762Sun, 20 May 2018 03:55:12 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32cc6366434670489234' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='711' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p8ykenkYPp1u982b0_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":6,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p8ykenkYPp1u982b0_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"357"}}' > <source src="https://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/video_file/t:CmFCMty8Yl6yPTp9y6nt9w/174039995098/tumblr_p8ykenkYPp1u982b0/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="633" data-orig-width="745"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/47bdfc5bcb8b00fc972f3529b3de22a6/tumblr_inline_p8ykb9K0Wj1t9fqg9_540.png" data-orig-height="633" data-orig-width="745"/></figure>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174039995098http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174039995098Sat, 19 May 2018 00:28:35 -0400Think the Yanny Laurel thing is weird?listen to the words..Think “im a paper chaser” and you’ll hear that or “I’m a big fuckin slut” and you’ll hear thattry ityannylaureli'm a paper chaseri’m a big fuckin slutjimmypapaSmrtyzneutralbacteria<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0fd294d875986c11945b39721e9da728/tumblr_p8gw11HlS01vbw48co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://theperksofbeingameme.tumblr.com/post/173736748314/when-all-the-lazy-people-get-stuck-in-the-same" class="tumblr_blog">theperksofbeingameme</a>:</p><blockquote><p>When all the lazy people get stuck in the same group for a presentation<br/></p></blockquote>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/173944971732http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/173944971732Tue, 15 May 2018 22:38:44 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a735c27cbc3cc4008d55e167fac56dc0/tumblr_p8si4qtEbw1qz6z2wo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://catastrofe.tumblr.com/post/173937622486/when-a-meme-has-had-enough" class="tumblr_blog">catastrofe</a>:</p><blockquote><p>when a meme has had enough</p></blockquote>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/173943812742http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/173943812742Tue, 15 May 2018 21:54:53 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3b25a7f17b2189fa7bcf0e4aace18b67/tumblr_p7s1xl4nLM1vntq6no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/173942888412http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/173942888412Tue, 15 May 2018 21:19:17 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/vJFlO9-poJ8?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=http://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://the-perks-of-being-black.tumblr.com/post/173629462226" class="tumblr_blog">the-perks-of-being-black</a>:</p><blockquote><figure data-orig-width="713" data-orig-height="253" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ec86db8c649d651fc66268492c8abfd5/tumblr_inline_p8amkzg47i1tq9k74_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="713" data-orig-height="253"/></figure></blockquote>http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/173630603817http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/173630603817Sun, 06 May 2018 03:14:45 -0400